Yuks and Such!
Click on the word 'answer' to reveal the punchline!
| Answer Clear | Why didnt the bubble gun cross the road? |
| Answer Clear | How do you make seven even? |
| Answer Clear | Boy #1 The teacher yelled at me for something I didn't even do! Boy #2: What was it? |
| Answer Clear | What did the snowman say when his friend asked him to do a favor? |
| Conundrums (adapted from The Girl's Own Book by Lydia Maria Child, 1834) | |
| Answer Clear | Why is Ireland destined to become very rich? |
| Answer Clear | Why is a beehive like a spectator? |
| Answer Clear | Why do we all go to bed? |
| Answer Clear | Why are conundrums like monkeys? |
| Answer Clear | What burns to keep a secret? |
| Answer Clear | When is a door not a door? |
| Answer Clear | Why is Athens like the wick of a candle? |
| Answer Clear | What does a 74-ton ship weigh before setting sail? |
| Yuks and Such! (States) | |
| Answer Clear | In which state do residents have the biggest teeth? |
| Answer Clear | Which New England State has the friendliest little rodent pests? |
| Answer Clear | In which state do residents have blood vessels as thick as writing instruments? |
| Answer Clear | Which state down-sizes all its soft drinks? |
| Answer Clear | In which state has everybody's laundry work been completed? |